I managed to look very manly by rescuing the girl next door from an enormous, scary monster
....otherwise known as a stag beetle. As Britain's largest insect, it certainly looks fierce and hardcore, but I happened to know they were harmless so got to look all macho and brave.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:43, 1 reply)

Have you seen the bastards flying?
Fucking terrifying they are
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Flying_Stagg.jpg
No real pattern to the flight either as they're so cumbersome, tend to just drift about
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 16:18, closed)

yeah, but you can have a classy game of drunken badminton with one.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:44, closed)