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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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My Mum + The Interwebs
The phone transcript..
MUM: I think my PC has a virus.
ME: Oookay, what is it doing?
MUM: I keep getting.... erm... rude... erm pictures coming up when I err.. read my email.
ME: OK, can you open it up again and tell me what is on the screen.
MUM: OOOHH! Its doing it again, turn it off! turn it off!
ME: Can you read the address at the top of the screen.
MUM: Yes, it's w, w, w, dot, hot, male, dot, com
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:45, 1 reply)
The phone transcript..
MUM: I think my PC has a virus.
ME: Oookay, what is it doing?
MUM: I keep getting.... erm... rude... erm pictures coming up when I err.. read my email.
ME: OK, can you open it up again and tell me what is on the screen.
MUM: OOOHH! Its doing it again, turn it off! turn it off!
ME: Can you read the address at the top of the screen.
MUM: Yes, it's w, w, w, dot, hot, male, dot, com
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:45, 1 reply)
Genuine phonecall with my mum about computers...
MUM: I've done something bad on the computer!
ME: Christ almighty what now?
MUM: The computer went all blank, and then a blue screen came up telling me I'd made an 'Illegal Error'!
ME: So did you restart the machine?
MUM: Yes.
ME: And does it work ok now?
MUM: Yes.
ME: So why are you ringing me?
MUM: It said an ILLEGAL error. Am I in some kind of trouble?
ME: What, like with the police?
MUM: Err yes.
ME: *sigh - begins yet another 30min explanation of computer stuff that will go in one ear and out the other*
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:50, closed)
MUM: I've done something bad on the computer!
ME: Christ almighty what now?
MUM: The computer went all blank, and then a blue screen came up telling me I'd made an 'Illegal Error'!
ME: So did you restart the machine?
MUM: Yes.
ME: And does it work ok now?
MUM: Yes.
ME: So why are you ringing me?
MUM: It said an ILLEGAL error. Am I in some kind of trouble?
ME: What, like with the police?
MUM: Err yes.
ME: *sigh - begins yet another 30min explanation of computer stuff that will go in one ear and out the other*
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:50, closed)
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