My mates mum
My mate, a very polite middle class guy from the (rather nice) outskirts of Birmingham once insulted his mum.

When he was 13 or 14 she was cutting his hair (as frugal mothers like to do) and apparently made a bit of a hash of it.

Now I am not sure exactly how bad it had turned out, but it was enough for my mate to utter the immortal words "Mum, you cunt."

He absolutely hates being reminded of this now, and can't even bring himself to use the word anymore and frowns upon anyone using it.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:31, 3 replies)

You're tale lost any credibility with:
"from the (rather nice) outskirts of Birmingham"
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:14, closed)

I had to try to big it up a bit, or else everyone would think they lived in Brimingham, and no-one wants to do that.
It was Sutton Coldfield, which apparently is quite nice, in parts.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:31, closed)

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