MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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My mates mumMy mate, a very polite middle class guy from the (rather nice) outskirts of Birmingham once insulted his mum.
When he was 13 or 14 she was cutting his hair (as frugal mothers like to do) and apparently made a bit of a hash of it.
Now I am not sure exactly how bad it had turned out, but it was enough for my mate to utter the immortal words "Mum, you cunt."
He absolutely hates being reminded of this now, and can't even bring himself to use the word anymore and frowns upon anyone using it.
(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:31, 3 replies)
You're tale lost any credibility with:"from the (rather nice) outskirts of Birmingham"
(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:14, closed)
I had to try to big it up a bit, or else everyone would think they lived in Brimingham, and no-one wants to do that.
It was Sutton Coldfield, which apparently is quite nice, in parts.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:31, closed)
Needs an I Love this button....My boss is giving me odd looks, and I'm going a bit red holding in the officelol...
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:13, closed)
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