
Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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When I was six, my mum told me she was 100 years old. I was very impressed: she looked younger than my grandmum, but she was much, much older! So I told all my friends about her age.
My mum was mortified when she learned what I had been saying, and I was embarrassed when I learned it wasn't true. But instead of punishing me, she took me into her confidence and whispered that she was actually 29 years old. I had doubts about her new line, and I didn't want to be known in the neighborhood as the kid who couldn't keep his mum's age straight, so I kept age 29 in strictest confidence.
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 21:01, 3 replies)

When I was a nipper, I told my teacher it was my mother's birthday.
When the teacher enquired how old she was I replied
"Hmm...I'm not sure, she's either 37 or 73"
( , Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:21, closed)
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