I wish I was making this up
I came home from school to find her crying her eyes out at the kitchen table, serious and genuine distress here. So I tenderly enquired what had so terribly upset her.

"James!! James is dead!!! It was awful his horse got scared by some IDIOT!!!!! and ran in front of a lorry!!!!!!!!"

After getting her a cup of tea and administering a few "There theres" I suddenly realised that I had no idea who James was and for her to be this upset I should at least have heard of him:

Falco: "Sorry to bring this up but...... who's James?"

Falco's Mum: "You know perfectly well, James from the Archers!!!"

Falco: "Oh for fucks sake" (wanders off to find his mother a long sleeved white canvas blazer)
(Falco, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 23:56, 5 replies)

James
Hmm - perhaps you mean Mark, Shula's first husband who was killed in this manner in the Archers.
Actually - have you got two of those nice longarmed jackets. Sound very cosy to me,
(willydoc, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 6:49, closed)

Is Jazza short for James?
Him being a jock I suppose so.
Can't think of another James.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:44, closed)

Definitely Mark
I wonder when they're going to break it to Gill that Phil's a gonna?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:43, closed)

Only on B3ta
would I receive corrections on a story from the Archers that happened about 15 years ago and that I only heard about when it was recounted to me by a complete insaniac.

Salutes!
(Falco, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:57, closed)

And now Phil's gone too
Sad times.
(Concrete Cow, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 23:51, closed)