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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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My Girlfriends mumI'd like to take this opportunity to have a rant if I may. Please bear with me.
Deep breath...here goes...
MY GIRLFRIENDS MUM IS A CRAZY BITCH... born and raised by a strict family in South Africa, she pursued a sporting career as a rower. Inevitably, she grew alot of muscle and was quite a 'big girl'. She soon developed anorexia and became quite ill. To this day, this is something she is still PROUD OF!
I firmly believe that if you enter into parenthood, you should be aware of your weaknesses and folies and avoid letting your children make the same mistakes. The tradgedy is, she was so proud of the 'time she was skinny' and has no idea how influential she was to her 3 daughters that each of them have, at some point, suffered with a severe eating disorder. Anorexia, bulimia, bulimarexia, exercise anorexia, their problems read like a comprehensive guide on how not to eat. Even her 12 year old son has an issue with food. She's also been quoted as saying to her children "fat people are vulgar and you shouldnt be friends with them"
What kind of fucked up mothering is that?
Apologies for lack of funnies but FUCK! I HATE that woman!
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(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:47, 17 replies)
You shagged her, didn't you(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:52, closed)
I bet he didShe might be a looker seeing as it's very unlikely she's fat
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BustedHope his girlfriend isn't on B3ta
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She's right, though.Fat people are vulgar.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:10,
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Define "fat"As long as you don't mean "slightly overweight but you can't tell as long as I'm not wearing a skinny tee, which I never would cos I don't own one cos it'd be unflattering", I'm in
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YeaGo with the obese angle. Most people these days are slightly over weight, myself included
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Best refine your viewpoint VagabondThere's two of us now. And we'll sit on you.
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Fat = overweightSimples.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:32,
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Would you ditch the missus if she put on weight?(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:48, closed)
How much weight?My missus is vegetarian so it's really fucking unlikely, but I still think we should establish a weight gain threshold
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there's gotta be a threshold, eh?Ze German isn't skinny but then nor is she fat - she is ample and generously endowed so I call her 'tubs' to make sure she doesn't get any bigger. Bird management, man! It's a full-time job.
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You're braver than meThe Veggie is 5'10" and claims to be a pacifist. I'm not prepared to put the theory to the test with jibes about, well, anything. Especially not her weight. It would be a bit like calling Michael McIntyre funny, though
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European girls are just less hassle.I love Irish women. There is nought lovelier on this earth than a pale-skinned, raven-haired cailin but they're never happy. It's too much hard work.
(, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:47, closed)
At least you can be sure you'll have a slim girlfriendand grocery bills are likely to be small.
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butshe might have bulimia, then you have to buy her food to vomit. Can't imagine kissing one of them
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But...Fat people ARE vulgar and you SHOULDN'T be friends with them.
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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 12:46,
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