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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.

(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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My mum is on b3ta, and will probably read this.
However, she is pretty ace, and despite having just turned 50 is still one of the rudest, exotic-substance enjoyingest, and nicest people I've ever known.
Definitely the best mum in the playground at school, with her purple hair and many piercings.
Never fails to tell a sickipedia joke, or to call someone a cunt with affection, or put off supermarket perverts by pretending to have had a sex change with lottery winnings.
Can swing a mean right hook too.
I like to think it's her fault I'm so well turned out.
(, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 20:31, 1 reply)
It seems that many kids turn out the opposite of their parents.
You're not an accountant, are you? :)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 1:41, closed)

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