MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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Yesterday I posted on OT for the first time in a while, letting the interwebs know that my Ma is unwell.She has Parkinson's Disease, pretty well advanced, tremors like you wouldn't believe.
I was just wondering if it would be utterly wrong of me to make a joke about her shakey hand leading to the bestest Valentine's wank she has ever given me?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:17,
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maybebut only if you fail to cash in on the obvious 'cocktail' joke, or make reference to chucking her in the bath with the washing.
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it can't have been betterthan the one she gave me
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ask her.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:54,
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I would...Except these days she can barely speak.
Cos she's too busy sucking cock...
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:56,
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