MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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Ahhh my wee mammy.My mum has always been a source of continuous amusement/embarrassment to our family, classic quotes:
“JellyBelly (Although she did use my proper name) is this new boyfriend of yours a good screw?” Apparently she meant is he ok for money, although we didn’t find that out until we had all stopped laughing some hours later.
“Their new house is really posh, they have a Zanussi in the bathroom”. (Jacuzzi).
“That Bill Clinton is an appalling man, imagine making that poor woman kiss his “wee man”, I mean he does the toilet out of that!”
And finally when Channel 5 first launched “Well I wont be watching that Channel again! I couldn’t sleep last night so got up to do my ironing, flicked onto Channel 5 and you wouldn’t believe it, there were people having sex like dogs”.
Poor dad.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:16, 1 reply)
"Poor dad"Hear, hear.
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:13,
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