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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.

(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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Now this might sound a bit farfetched
But there was this bloke, right, called Geoff, whose Mum was such a MILF that he killed his Dad and shacked up with her. Then someone pointed out to him that this was well fucked up so he gouged his eyes out with some needles, which I think we can all agree is a horribly impractical way of doing it. So whatever kind of familial relationship issues you might have, try to bear in mind that at least you didn't have a whole psychological complex relating to fancying your Mum named after you like Geoff. Geoff Oedipus. Stupid name, stupid bugger.

Apologies for lack of length - creativity has abandoned me, for 'tis Monday
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:16, 4 replies)
Sounds like he had that thing - that psychological thing
where you fancy your mother and kill your father or whatever. "Freudian", it's called.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:22, closed)
I'm starting to think you prowl B3ta waiting for me to post so you can reply
Much appreciated, by the way :-)
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:42, closed)
Tom Lehrer
has a song all about Oedipus Rex, it's on Youtube, give it a look!
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:17, closed)
Is that Oedipus Rex
the same as the character being played in a show of the same name in the 1950 Fred Astaire & Cyd Charisse movie The Band Wagon?
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:19, closed)

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