mamabear
firstly can i just say that my mama rocks almighty? we work at the same place (but in unrelated departments so it's not smothering or owt) and she makes me lunch about twice a week which is always goooooooooooooood!!!

she has an odd way of describing things which, even when i explain why theyre so wrong, she still continues to use them...

when i go jogging with my dog, she calls it dogging. now, my mum is pretty open minded so i explained what it REALLY MEANS and yes, she still says it.

she has this kitchen genie jml do-dah which whizzes stuff up and she refers to it as her magic bullet... maaaaaaaaama!!!! that's a sex toy! i even explained where it goes and what it does!!! but no, she'll refer to it when she's talking about making soups or broths or whatever...

and yes, my younger sister had a rampant rabbit back when she lived at home. and yes, my mum, seeing the multicoloured beads inside the pink transparent plastic case, thought "i wonder how you get the sweets out of there" and nearly died of shock when she set it off on full speed.

oops!

still, she's pretty cool and makes jokes about sending rugby teams over to my house to help me with my diy all the time. bless. how long until i have to explain that's not what i need the rugby team for?!
(PrincessTinkle is charlie brooker's secret wife, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 21:40, 2 replies)

hahahahah
cheers for the tuesday morning giggles princess
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:38, closed)

No.
Magic bullet is the vegetable chopper, silver bullet is the sex toy.


(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 18:53, closed)