Conflicted...
I was going to re-write this entry from a few years ago b3ta.com/questions/teenagerebellion/post85322
but my mother is coming on Saturday to visit me. And she hasn't ever visited me since I left home 6 years ago. She's slept in the local train station when missing the last train home because she's seen a friend to go on the piss round where I live and didn't want to tell me she was local. Yeah. It's like that.

I don't want to feck this up with "I said about stuff you did on the internet" and her to read it. Because well, I have a tendency of relaxing too much and saying too much. And it's taken a good few years to get our relationship to this state, and I don't want to break it again.

I'll try a cute entry.

She used to set me and my brother up to have "thalidomide fights". This is where you:
- stand on your knees
- hold your elbows straight to your sides so you only have your wrists and hands to use
- get given a pillow each
- told to attack each other with said pillow.

Great fun! And an odd breach of political correctness in a woman who would never use any race-based swear words. Not the "not in front of the children", but just never used them - mainly because she's a great person ^_^.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:11, 2 replies)

Nice game!
(Comma on the end of your link btw sunshine)
(TheColonel, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:48, closed)

Wheee, fixed
(I think)
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, closed)