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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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the dreaded wooden spoon
the most feared weapon in any mother's arsenal
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:15, 17 replies)
What an amateur
My mum's most feared weapon in her arsenal is probably the 1987 M.I.L.A.N anti-tank missile with Starlight scope and automatic guidance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:27, closed)
I think you confusing that with my penis
And it's the not the most feared weapon in her 'arsenal', too many letters there





=P
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:39, closed)
"Missile"
Not "pop gun".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:04, closed)
I thought
the Milan was wire-guided, meaning that the operator had to keep the target in his sights throughout the duration of the missile's flight?

/dork
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:01, closed)
I wasn't paying that much attention, as I was too busy shagging
your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:03, closed)
I hope
you put her back in the box when you've finished with her.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:16, closed)
Nah
Just popped her back in the canal with the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:19, closed)
You sir are a bounder and a cad.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:23, closed)
I do try, Sir - I do try.
Then ten minutes later when I've got my breath back, I try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:37, closed)
You sound like a very good rugby player

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:48, closed)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:09, closed)
Your mum's a racist

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:15, closed)
But in a sexy way.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:28, closed)
Her white robes are very fetching

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:32, closed)
Not to mention the crotchless knickers/hobnail boots combo.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:07, closed)
I thought it was
An Italian city
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 11:10, closed)
Can't believe it's not been done.
nal
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:34, closed)

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