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Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.

(, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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Exactly

Nothing like a leisurely shit with Private Eye as company. As the old saying goes:
A first class shit is better than a second class wank.

I think I'll have that on my gravestone.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:56, 1 reply)
Thank you
I shall bear all of the above in mind the next time I am squatting down over either of your mother's cunts.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:20, closed)
As will I
I'm sure the mother in question will be grateful that you're taking the time to do a proper job.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:34, closed)
I'm not sure grateful is the right word
Given that she'll be handcuffed to a radiator throughout the procedure
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:55, closed)

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