Mums
Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because your mum was sucking cock on the other side.
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fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:39,
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while shitting into her own cunt
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 15:53,
closed)
and being pissed on
by an old fat syphilitic whore.
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Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:57,
closed)