
Mrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
( , Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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My mother has the strangest of motherly talents, She has the sense of smell similar to a wolf. On many an occasion she has smelled weed, beer, women's perfume all sorts (even when I've masked the smell with copious amounts of aftershave/deodorant).
So I can't go out and have a beer and the touch of woman, because mummy will find out.
sorry not exactly hilarious just feels good to share, my personal dilemma.
=) That is all
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:28, 3 replies)

But mean that wear the same smellies as you :P.
That might work. But if she can smell their cum... well you are fucked. Twice :P
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:41, closed)

Doesn't apply to women, just men, and she doesn't have to know them personally.
I've questioned her about it but learned little. 'You can just tell. By the smell. They smell different.'
( , Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:30, closed)
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