My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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in the days before internetMy friends and I stole our first porno mag from WH Smiths when we were about 12. It was rubbish - hardly any nudie pictures at all, just shitty "erotic" stories. So, after calling a couple of the numbers in the back from a phone box, we decided to go back and get another one. I was look-out this time while one of my mates had to do the actual stealing business. Unfortunately, I got distracted by the musical kids books in the next section - Ive always been a sucker for big red buttons - and my mate got collared by the store detective.
I've never forgotten the the look of shear terror on his face as he got into the police car or the awful stomach-churning feeling that he might drop me in it. Turned me off shop-lifting for good.
Still wanking though.
(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:57, Reply)
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