My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Pron Eh?Was about 9 years old in my class room. My best mate at the time came running in with his hands stuffed up his jumper and over to our desks (I was set next to him y'see).
Anyhoo, he's found some scraps magazine in the school field. Up to that point I'd always believed Babys were made by Mummy and Daddy. Well not here.
There were two blokes and they were in all sorts of strange positions... Up thy shitter, in the mouth hole and everywhere...
Changed my whole life perspective! I'm on the dole now.
I'd usually make a joke about cocks, but instead I'll tell you about a lad in school who once inflated a used condom, thinking it was a discarded balloon. The look on his face when it 'backfired'... classic.
(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 23:12, Reply)
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