My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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the joy of $exround at my mate's house one day, I must have been 9/10. matey says, my dad's got a book, "enjoy sex" - we've heard older boys at school talking about the three letter word, so we have a look, turns out it's Dr Alex Comforts classic tome - "The Joy of Sex" all beards, big muffs and all. The illustrations certainly enlightened young LP, and he went home that night a wiser young chap.
Lo and behold a few days later and it turns out that matey's friend's Dad has found that his book has been moved, phone calls to young LP's parents ensue and so Mum and Dad give masterblow "a talk", all about how when a Mummy and Daddy love each other very much etc...
This is all very well until we sit down to watch top of the pops... what's out that week, only Salt N Pepa's "Let's talk about SEX" and Color Me Bad's "I wanna sex you up!".
I wanted the earth to swallow me up that night...
(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 23:28, Reply)
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