My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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My matefound one of his Dad's porn flicks, so one afternoon, we thought we'd skip double maths and go back to his place to watch "Pizza Girls". A bizarre tale of pizza delivery girls who like to give 'extra toppings', a man with an increadibly small cock (you've no idea how good that made me feel at the age of 14) and a bloke who likes to dress up as a chicken.
Anyways, as sod's law would have it, Chris's Dad's Ford Mondeo rolls up in the driveway and judging by Chris's reaction, this was unexpected. So out pops the video and we both leg it upstairs and head up to the loft.
Ever tried running up the stairs and up a ladder with an erection? It's not too comfortable, I can tell you.
His old man heard the noise and called him down. Thankfully, he never knew about the porn vid and never knew I was also hiding up there absolutely shitting myself. Heard Chris get a right bollocking from the old cnut, which turned my fear into muffled laughter and once they'd both left the house, I shuffled downstairs and walked back to school feeling very pleased with myself.
Porn + danger / fear + laughter = a fuck sight better than double maths.
(, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 8:55, Reply)
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