My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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I must have been about 8When i found my first "gentlemens magazine". I remember being at the bottom of the school playing field with a load of mates, probably playing armies with sticks or something. Someone found a battered and torn conspicuous magazine with naked people in it.
It was a hardcore mag of the eightees. This means that there were pictures of orgies (shot in a rather strange yellowish light i seem to remember), men sporting huge erections and ladies doing strange things with them, like licking them or putting them between their legs. I distinctly remember though, that there was a red dot whenever there was penetration of any kind. Just like Bill Hicks decribed it.
We just sat there mesmerized wondering:
If our willies would get that size when we grew up and why the naked ladies were putting the mens willies in their their mouths and in their "pee-holes".
We just did not understand. Next year we were to have sex education and we still didnt properly understand...the teacher was rather coy about telling us that: "The man needs to put his willy up the ladies pee-hole to make babies"
But in the mouth???? Imagine the confusion...
(, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 10:59, Reply)
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