My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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What if u never found that mag on the fields....MAGAZINE STORY
I must have been 10 i think. Out with a my mates and 1 had their older brother with us - we were playing in the woods down by my old school. Found the usual amount of tatty, wet nudie mags as most of these stories start...
My mates brother explained to us that "We should take a page each, make a hole where the lady bits were, spit on your dick then put it in and out of the hole in the paper"
I think we all tried for a good 20 mins, looking at each other bemused till we ran out of spit, got bored and went home to watch MASK
VIDEO STORY
11 this time, lunch break back to a friends house for pot noodles, older brother involed once again. "watch this lads, you'll love it"
Firthy pipes up "Why is that pig on that womans back?"
It was the famous 'Animal Farm' - grainy as fuck but still viewable. More amusing than anything else. Then he put a Ron Jeremy film on - nearly made never want to watch a 'grot' film (as he called it) ever again.
Nearly.
(, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 11:11, Reply)
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