My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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My little brotherHe was a mere nipper of twelve when we first got internet access at home. Need I say more? Filthy testosterone-driven horniness, lack of computer-savvy and general dopiness didn't make for a good combination.
* He didn't know how (or it didn't occur to him) to clear browser history. This was a computer also used by his mum, dad and big sister. What a muppet.
* So dedicated was he to the acquisition of porn that he actually kept an A4 ringbinder with printouts. I know this because he once left it open on the coffee table. Presumably this was because he thought it poor taste to sit fwapping at the family computer in the hallway when people were around.
* This one time, our printer was spazzing out as printers are wont to do. When I fixed it, in the presence of both my parents, a zillion pages of hardcore lesbian porn splurged out. My mother thought it was mine and questioned my sexuality for quite some time.
* On another occasion, my father switched on the computer, clicked on a waiting print job, and was presented with another several pages of girl-on-goat action. Little bro got a terse, "I think this must be yours."
* The best bit though was when he managed to run up an £80 phone bill looking at pay-per-minute filth without reading the small print.
Perhaps it's a good thing that there's no porn out there that appeals to girls - this could have been me!
(, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 13:29, Reply)
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