My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Not exactly a first experience thisBut as school drew to an end myself and a few mates had built up quite a substantial collection of filth. How I miss it now.
Thing is I really wanted to watch a movie premier but didn't have Sky TV back then so I gave one of my "special" tapes to a friend, asking him to tape over it as I had no more blank VHS's. He was glad to oblige.
What I didn't realise was the tape in question had been watched so many times it'd degraged to dangerous levels.
Picture the scene as me and my dad sat down a day later to watch said movie premier. About halfway through the film he got up to make a cup of tea... just as the tape went through a spastic fit. As he left the room, instead of Arnie shooting some Russian in the face, I stared in horror as the familiar sight of "Peaches" getting fucked in the arse bounced onto the screen. I don't think I've ever moved as fast, stopping the porn before the sound came on.
"What's up son? The movie went off?"
"uh... yeah dad, dodgy tape, I'll throw it away"
I actually still have it, granted it doesn't have the same inpact as it did when I was 16 but it's good for an occasional chuckle/wank.
(, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 21:46, Reply)
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