My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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I think my first experience was a tape of Basic Instinct... pretty dullSo I'm going to take you on 3 separate adventures, 2 mine, and 1 from someone else. We'll start with mine.
First, (I almost typoed that as fist... how appropriate) I will take you to when I was about 12. I was walking around the town centre with my mates from school, and we went behind the McDonald's, where there's a road by the river. Lo and behold, there on the side of the road were 3 hardcore porn mags, still in their seal. Either someone had dropped it or they were using it to prey on young children, but we couldn't care less. After going somewhere discrete, we rifled through the mags, and decided we will keep them. However, nobody wanted to take it home in case their parents found it, so we went to our school, and hid it under the mobile classrooms. The next school day, we went back, and sure enough, it was still there! No sooner than we had got it out though, some bigger boys took it of us and ripped it up, scattering it on the playing fields. All day I had to suffer the indignity of people producing the torn shreds in lessons and saying "Jenko, you dropped your porn".
Fast forward a few years, and I'm a little more mature, and I've discovered the internet. I decided that it would be a lark if I had my mate print out some explicit pictures so that we could stick them up around the school, so I duly downloaded pictures of Drew Barrymore spread eagled, Sabrina the Teenage Witch stroking herself downstairs and a woman being fucked by a horse and emailed them to my mate. Following day, he produces 20 copies of each, and we start spreading the joy. We weren't caught, which is a bloody miracle really, seeing as someone thought it would be hilarious if he were to stick one to the inside of an open window to our next class and close it so we couldn't reclaim it.
Lastly, and my personal favourie, comes courtesy of my mates Sam and Fathead. Fathead was a bit dirty. Still is. Anyway, Sam was round his house, and was playing some PC game, when Fathead left to get some food. After a while, Sam realises that Fathead hasn't returned, so goes downstairs to find him. How he wishes he hadn't. Lo and behold, there was Fathead on the living room couch, naked, waching porn and eating pizza, dripping the cheese from the pizza on his bellend.
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