My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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How porn gets recycled.When I worked at a tip, sorry household waste mangement and recyling facilty, we used 20 yard containers to deal with newspapers and magasines. These hold about 8tonnes of paper, at a conservative estimate around 25% of it at any one time was porn.
Thats right B3ta the whole time I was at work I was in charge of TWO METRIC TONS OF WANKBOOKS!
Over the corse of a day, usually one or two old men would pull up and shovel car bootloads of pr0n ranging from the late 60's wife swapping mags to mid 90's grumble (the colections usually stopped around the dawn of the interweb)
The fact that I had infinate access to jazz mags during the working day was only marred by the fact that the local kids got thier first taste of porn by breaking onto the site at night and opening the paper bank to get to the good stuff*. leaving me to pick up the argos cataloges and junkmail they left behind, all over an acre of tarmac.
*EDIT: even at a rubish dump the good stuff is allways at the back
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 20:51,
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