My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Well not so long agoAbout 4 years ago (maybe) me and my brother were allowed 1 mate each over for the hols in spain (i was living there at the time) so i choose my mate, awesome guy named nick.. he was 15 ish at the time (and is my best mate) and my bro about 14 choose his 14 year old mate called henry "fishface" so there we all were in my house... my brother was at boarding school at the time so he was bringing all his stuff back from 9 months in the UK so he opened his trunk and under the piles of clothes we find not 1 or 2 but about 50 softcore mags (stuff like Nuts and FHM) so they thought great and started fwapping away instantly, 1 guy in the bath room and one in my bedroom and one in ma bro's) (i stayed in living room watching TV) so this went on for about 2 weeks before all the mags were to sticky (yes they must have wanked at LEAST 6 times a day EACH!!!) and then it was on to those films we all have got (like the really cheesy ones where yuou see a bit of cleevage for 5 seconds nd you're like OMG i saw a bit of a tit) the particular movie in question was ALI G: In da house... and my god.. that film was on every day till they left on repeat (so about 5 times a day) that 2 hours of fwapping each stint under the duvets everyone was covered with!! only now does it disgust me...(and tbh the scene with tit's is about 2 mins long wiht cheesey music ali g making a male strip in the most unerotic way ever... so it wrecks it... still they had fun)
ohh and my mate wanked into this little metal cup to prove he could make sperm... 5 mins in bathroom and he produce this cup and say,"If u look in the bottom you'll see a white stain..." and alas it was there... we still have that cup.... (it' ornamental)
My first real experience was when i moved back to england after spain and we had broadband for the first time ever... and i was like ohh fast internet.... and then i thought i would look into it more closely.. and then i would sneak out of bed at 1 am to fwap away infront of a laptop for 5 mins... before skulking back off to bed...
ohh and sorry for typos... my english is good.. im just sleepy :P
(, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 4:43, Reply)
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