My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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French porn, I believeI think my very first experience of porn was when my family visited a friend of my Dad in France. We were out there on holiday and we drove out to spend the day with another family who had a holiday home there. Their neighbours were a French family with two sons, and my brother and I were told to go off and play with the other lads so that the oldies could all chat.
Given the obvious language barrier, there wasn't much we could do together. So the eldest son took us into his bedroom and proceded to get out a load of girly mags from under his bed. I still remember some of the stuff inside...a two page spread of minge close-ups with artistically painted pubes and a cartoon strip in which (it seemed) women in a hotel would get fucked by a robotic cock machine. I thought it was great stuff, but my younger brother went and told my parents what we'd seen in the car as we left, so we were subjected to the embarrassing lecture about porn being degrading to women. Bah!
But, if there's one thing this experience taught me, it's that when conventional language breaks down, there's nothing that brings people together like the harmonic power of well-thumbed jazz mags. The UN should have a ready supply.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 0:50, Reply)
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