My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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My son,scarred for life?As if.....Coming home form work one day my wife takes me too one side and asks if i,m missing any porn films, I says no ,and then she says that my youngest son of ten and his friend found a film in amongst my software discs,(It was a blank dvd) perhaps he had a homing beacon go figure ,anyway she catches them b4 they can switch it off,to which she red faced removes the disc(which wasn,t too hardcore).......And the immortal line from my son?....."Dont worry mam we fast forwarded it to the best bits"....explaining to my sons friends mother, thankfully she laughed it off and said that they,ll find outthat stuff soon enough for themselves anyway....If your expecting a length gag i cant be arsed.....
(, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 1:42, Reply)
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