My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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My mates dads caravanwas extremely grotty, mouldy and smelt funny. We broke in one day to find ripped out porn pictures all over the walls and ceiling. They were of the extremely ropey readers wives type, fat, veiny, pendulous breasts, big permed hair and the hairiest minges you have ever seen. Plus the blackened out eyes. Was about as from erotic as I could imagine. Especially with the smell in that caravan. Anyway, in between these magazine pictures of these grot-bag look-a-likes was some photos of some woman in various states of undress standing in a wood. Who is that we enquired? Apparently it was his aunt, as in his dads sister. The dirty cunt we thought. Another mate was so appalled we broke back in there later and took a shit in one of the drawers. Kids eh? Tsssk.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 11:44,
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