My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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On the cardsWomen in the seventies all had big hair, big baps and - I recall - were big on skintight satin bodysuits. My dad sent off for a set of topless playing cards from a voucher on his Old Spice or Brut aftershave and gave me the cards. I took 'em to school and became toast of the year - until Mrs Calvert confiscated them. I was 8 or 9.
Scroll forward about 10 years and I'm in Greece. I spy a deck of hard-core cards next to the chewing gum in a corner shop and purchase them. It was my first hardcore: anal, facials, double penetration etc. I wanked so much that I could barely walk and I still have total visual recall of the entire deck (favourite one: ten of clubs = blonde riding an enormous black schlong).
When I left the island, I hid the pack inside a drystone wall on a path heading out of Vathy on the island of Ithaca. Bet they're still there.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 14:16, Reply)
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