My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Ah yes...Live TV. Oh Live TV. Nothing says "quality entertainment" like midgets bouncing on trampolines. But I remember a show- the name itself the paradigm of televisual perfection: Topless Darts. Yes, these women would play darts (topless, as the name suggests), and the winner would get to put on a lovely cotton tshirt. As a young lad, that was the greatest thing I've ever witnessed.
And I remember, quite clearly, them playing on the Titanic, with the "tit" bit intentionally pronounced quite strongly. And they played with TITanium darts etc. Puns and porn = Excellence.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 17:08,
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