My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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about a year agowith the infamous bedsh1tter, who betrayed his german roots by getting ludicrously overexcited at the sight of some badly shaven (i mean, you could see the swollen red rash!) thing bouncing around some other badly shaven dyed ginger thing with a buttplug.
but sadly what was it that was doing it for him? the lesbians? the t & a? the moaning and groaning and sweating onscreen?
nope. it was the butt. plug. oh yes, guess what i was despatched to buy, and then requested to oil and slide lovingly where the sun has never, ever, ever shone?
still, it was better than the occasion a couple of weeks later when he insisted i use my silver straw to blow some marching powder up there.............................
you couldn't make this stuff up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 17:16,
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