My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Found one of my dads spank mags when I was 10it was some S&M light bondage shit. Bear in mind I am 10, I find this, show my older sister in a "What the fuck is this shit?" type style. Only for her to tell my mum.
My mum treats it as if i have gone out and purchased said magazine.
I WAS FUCKING 10!!
what did she think happened?
[ten year old boy walks into a shop with fake moustache on]
Boy:"Excuse me mr shop keeper I'd like your finest S&M light bondage magazine please"
SK:"Arn't you a little young to purchase this?"
Boy:"I'm a dwarf thank you very much, you fucking racist"
SK:"Uh uh uh here no charge"
Length? None it was a fanny fest
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 29 Jan 2007, 20:52,
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