My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Everyone has one of these, right?One night I had to watch supernatural in my parents bedroom since they were watching the Oscars on the big TV. And it seems I accidentally sat on the remote, producing two effects: firstly, to tint everything green, and secondly... to press the play button.
...you can see where this is heading can't you...
Well, what do you think I am confronted by but a pair of giant, wobbling, GREEN buttocks separated by a thong that vaguely resembles Conan The Barbarian's loincloth.
Ass: *waves leetle flag*
Maggie: ...
Ass: *wobbles in an extremely disturbing and illogical fashion, suggesting seismic disturbances beneath the surface*
Maggie: WTF, mate?
Camera: *zooms out to semi-naked green chick*
Chick: *removes thong*
Maggie: *pwned*
Pron: Mine is an evil laugh!
Maggie: Watching Supernatural now. THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
Supernatural: *also green, but somewhat less ass, although given the hotness of the main characters I really wouldn't mind*
Final score: "Ass 3" one, Maggie nil. SPN serves oranges at half time.
I'd apologise for length, but at least it was a girl...
(, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 8:51, Reply)
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