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So there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.

They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!

Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...

What was your first experience of porn?

(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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I went to school at a hyper-liberal atheist commune. They encouraged us to disagree with them, challenge the exam system and use education to empower ourselves rather than becoming capitalist drones. Biology was fun.

When if came to human reproduction, our teacher was Mr Johnson. Rather than use vague drawings to illustrate, he would whip out his own considerable schlong and point to its various parts with a pencil. I particularly recall him laying it on my desk and pointing out his frenulum. As for making babies, he invited Miss Stradivarius into the room.

She took his wang in hand and nursed it to full rigidity as we watched in amazement. Being so liberal, our teachers were thoughtful enough to show us what orality might look like, and so we saw Mr Johnson's bulb swelling the inside Miss Stadivarius' cheek as she cupped his nuts and energetically tongued his length.

Then she lay back on his desk and he pointed out her labia etc. with his pencil, before asking us to gather round and watch the penetrative act. I think he got carried away after that, because the commentary stopped for a while as they grunted and moaned. At the moment of ejaculation, Mr Johnson withdrew and shot his wad on Miss Stadivarius' gaping chute. We 'oohed' and 'ahed' with respect.

What a difference it makes to have such an education.
(, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:02, Reply)

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