
So there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
( , Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Was in the porn industry.
I was the fluffer on a bestiality porn set. Tough life, mostly keeping the horses and dogs hard whilst the female co-star is dabbed with skin toner ready for the take.
Occasionally a wayward horse would get too excited and shoot a startlingly large payload of equine semen down my throat, but overall it wasnt a bad time.
There was once when we had a stunt cock in for Shergar, his money shot was so plentiful some of the supporting cast needed waterwings to escape the deluge.
Happy Days.
( , Wed 31 Jan 2007, 12:30, Reply)
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