
So there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
( , Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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and the kid across the street was a spoilt brat about a year younger than me. One day we went into his mum and dads room (his dad was in jail at the time as I recall) and from the bottom of the cupboard he pulled out a stack of magazines, somewhat on the graphic side.Incidentally a friend of mine showed me her collection of eighties porn the other day and I would say those jazz periodicals I first saw would have been razzle rather than penthouse. At the time, I didn't pay a great deal of attention to the somewhat scary, hairy, underdressed ladies, I was more interested in trying to figure out how Ironhide transformed and where his head was.
This same kid and I used to play games in the bath featuring darth vader and his willy (the kids willy that is, not darth vaders)
this might help explain why I was so late in taking an interest in girls. Might also explain why I started taking an interest in chaps, mind you overdosing on long island ice tea isn't exactly an aid to heterosexuality
length? not at that age
btw I should note that all this was his idea
( , Wed 31 Jan 2007, 14:53, Reply)
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