
So there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
( , Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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my first teaching job was for a charity working with special needs kids in a converted church in portsmufff, its friday s'arvo & so its personal/social edukashun = sex. and I have the projector all set up, of knobs, blobs and groove, so's i can point out the relevance... I start up with the horses collar and begin: here is, the, (well I think it's here) clitoris, the labia and...i'm interrupted by the head blokie who tells me that because I've got the screen on a little dais, I'm projecting a 6ft Gash into the world=old folk heavy bus stop on t'other side of the road.
godd job i didn't get to the wang eh? be the first real stiffy those cobwebbed clefties'd seen in years
( , Wed 31 Jan 2007, 16:00, Reply)
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