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This is a question Nativity Plays

Every year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).

Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...

Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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Rodney
In 1978 I was a sheep in the school nativity.
Our school could be said to being ahead of its time as it gave the role of Joseph to our special needs kid Rodney, a chromasome-laden youth with glasses so thick light took hours to penetrate them, and a penchant for erratic behaviour.
There was no room at the inn, the innkeeper having just turned Joseph and his expectant wife away, Rodney, clearly irate at this refusal walked to the front of the stage, and to the assembled crowd of doting parents and teaching staff, shouted. "Fucker!"
Olivier couldn't have put it better, however a standing ovation did not ensue.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:14, 2 replies)
I feel that this week...

We will be needing more of your talent to relieve us from the boredom of this shite-arsed question.

Don't let us down.
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:45, closed)
I wont
I promise ;-)
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:57, closed)

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