I've just found out
that two of the people involved in my first ever threesome are now respectable parents (it was not as a result of that night unless they had 9 year gestation periods). The tenuous link with this QOTW is that they will now have to attend nativity plays for the next few years, and how they have the face to sit through a miraculous and innocent depiction of the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ when I know exactly what deviant filth they are capable of is beyond me.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:48, 16 replies)

So the whole point of this post
is boasting that you had a threesome nine years ago?

Well done you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:50, closed)

No,
I had my first threesome nine years ago.
You're just jealous because we wouldn't let you play.
The whole point of this post is that I am childless and slightly begrudging about that.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:12, closed)

Can we just cut to the chase
and hear about the subsequent 3-somes please?

*unzips*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:16, closed)

No,
I'm keeping those stories for the 3somes QOTW.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:19, closed)

You know the rules
Pics or.......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:52, closed)

I have the same issues...
except I had a twenty-nine-sum... the logistics were a nightmare.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:52, closed)

True,
it works best where number of particpants < 6
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:13, closed)

Personally
I prefer a foursome.

Three to get down and dirty while the other one applies the butter, amyl nitrate, and hands over the butt plugs.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:20, closed)

Okay,
You, me, Bert and who else?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:29, closed)

Pooflake...
I'd see it as a good excuse to get his cock in my mouth - Bert and your goodself can do some of that disgusting straight sex on the otherside of the bed.

Its manlove all the way for me from now on. And Pooflake's my bitch.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:37, closed)

YOUR BITCH...??????


oh, you mean in that way...

ok then...

Do I have to dress up as your sister though?

Cos I'll do it...I have the dress and everything

*grins*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:29, closed)

Ernie
Obviously
(McChinaman banned, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, closed)

it makes sense.
*nods sagely*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:03, closed)

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMeMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMe!
...

...

Please?

*promises not to go near anyone's zits*
*posts bra-shot*
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 4:05, closed)

Young sluts become old religious bigots.
'Tis true. Most of those who decry the morality of others hide some very strange skeletons in their closets.

Sounds like they're in good company.

EDIT: I was not calling you a slut, CHCB.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:53, closed)

The old 'reformed smoker' syndrome....
So true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:38, closed)