Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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How I wishall these stories were true.*
You make reading the QOTW rather worth it.
*Please say they are, PLEASE!
(, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:59, 1 reply)
They are actually all true -But that's it. I am now a spent husk this week.... Oh, but the one about shagging my long lost sister wasn't true, I have to admit...
(I actually knew she was my sister before I plunged the pork dagger)...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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Well, obviouslyit's no fun if you don't.
If you don't know already then you're not really fucking your sister; you're fucking a girl who turns out to be your sister. In Islam there's this thing called niyyah, your intention; based off that principle if you think you're fucking your sister, but instead end up shagging a total stranger, than in fact it still counts as shagging your sister in some ways!
Score! Great for me, 'cos I don't even have a real sister!
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