Ruined night?
I used to absolutely LOVE doing nativity plays, or any plays at all for that matter. Nativity was just a great way to get out of the classroom and dos - which for me was very important as I HATED schoolwork.

So, to cut potential long story short as its cold and my fingers are a bit numb....

I was cast as a stage hand, moving around the set. This pissed me off massively but what can you do - it still allowed me to dos so I just got on with it. After many rehersals and enduring hours of the little wanker that was cast as Joseph winding me up that I was a stage hand and didn't have a 'real' part, I was ready to beat the shit out of him.

First night of the play comes along and myself, another stage hand and Joseph all go to have a pee before the kick off... this is before we knew about the male toilet etiquette procedues mind. I was on the left, Joseph in the middle and my mate on the right all having a pee in the stalls, when my mate calls me. Inadvertently and with zero thought whatsoever, I turn while in full flow completely covering Joseph in my piss - ruining his costume and destroying his self confidence (plus it did smell quite fowl).

Made my night that did - especially helped by seeing him prance around the stage covered in my piss :D
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 8:54, 2 replies)

it smelt like chicken?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 9:22, closed)

A little...
...but with added ammonia and more yellow.

(damn spelling!)
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 11:09, closed)