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Every year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).

Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...

Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?

(, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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Bunch of height obsessed fuckers.
First post so I have no idea about length (so I tell my other half).

My brilliant school thought it would be ok to cast the smallest person in the class as Jesus. Sadly that was me, even though I was a little girl, they made me wrap myself up in a sheet and lie on a bed of straw. While I was molested by an older boy dressed as a cow.

Years of "Christ you're small" followed... bastards.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, 1 reply)
Ha!
This is excellent! Made me chuckle, cheers and welcome!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:05, closed)

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