mmmm....beef with broccoli.....*salivates*

no. they just shut. the cunts.

Cos they have the power, and I have the insatiable addiction to their MSG-laden goodness.

I think I will sit outside there tonight in a candlelit vigil until they open again.


...or just go to the chippy
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, 2 replies)

You don't have a back-up place?
I have four of them that deliver to my area! Not to mention pizza...

I need never cook if I wish!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:48, closed)

You've just reminded me...
A new place has just opened down the road. It used to be a kebab place before it was shut by the board of health for rats / cockroaches / cooking dogs* etc...

I might give it a bash. What's the worst that could happen?

...

*starts pro-actively writing next 'disastrous, calamity-filled, shit-related post*

*EDIT - the dogs were cooked, they weren't doing the cooking. Then again...that would explain a whole lot.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:52, closed)

I'm more of a
..beef curtains type of guy.

Failing that, chicken chow mein or beef with onion will do nicely.

Or both... if i'm in 'fat bastard mode'

"aye, prawn crackers as well please"

There is a takeaway up my way claims to use no MSG whatsoever, never been mindye.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:53, closed)

'fat bastard mode'...?

What you described above would just about do me as a starter.

/is properly fat bastard.

and no MSG? that's the best bit! I want to be nailed inside a barrel of the stuff and eat my way out with a teaspoon.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:01, closed)

177.....MSG Enema - Delicious liquid MSG injected straight up arsehole (with or without special sauce) - £29.50
..Im sure this would go down well, or up, as the case may be.

yes, i could wolf the chow mein and beef with onions, sure. But i would be spherical by the end. the chow mein in my local is pretty substantial.

mmmmm, lovely chicken dripping with noodles and unidentified sauce, mmmmmmmm

So then Pooflake, what would a 'fat bastard mode' order look like for you. Come on now, don't hold back, let the grease flow!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:38, closed)

Oh, I dunno...*looks sheepish*...

How about:

Spare Ribs
House special Chow Mein
Portion of Rice
Full Portion Of chips
Prawn Crackers
Portion Of Curry Sauce.
Sweet & Sour Chicken Balls

Then I'd have to think about what to have for a main course!

Nah, seriously...that is my standard order for the whole family.

...yet the present Mrs PF and both flakelets are all very slim...and I look like a genetic experiment involving the unholy merging of a wild hippo and the Goodyear Airship.

Guess that explains how the portions are dished out?


nom nom nom
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:56, closed)

nom indeed
so the flakelets get a grain of rice for every year they have been alive..

a chicken ball between them..

and the bones from the ribs.

and even then you are scoping if they have any left overs.

My kids don't actually like chinese to be honest. I have found this out time after time, after ordering a seizure sized order and having to wade through it myself

"we told you last time we don't like noodles,or spring rolls or that beef stuff or that chicken stuff"

"well, go and make some toast then, i'll take care of all this, don't worry"

A good family portion is to get a tandoori mix from the indian takeaway...amazing stuff...a big bag of various flesh products, rice, naan, salad, curry sauce...all for a tenner. It can feed all four of us. Although i have been known to tackle a whole one to myself, and thoroughly regret later.




sort of
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:34, closed)

The Chinese round here....
Tend to be buffet places. So none of the fun of dozens of metal/plastic containers. The Americans also seem to be ignorant of prawn crackers. :(
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:52, closed)