Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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The future of the Nativity…I think we’re all agreed that in general, Nativities suck the mung sweat from a clap-ridden donkey’s putrid dung funnel.
The story in itself is worthwhile…we just need to modernise.
I hereby propose that the educational board should insist that for the final six years of every school child’s life, the ‘end of year produciton’ should be…
Star Wars. All 6 episodes. One year at a time.
I mean, I’m not Enzyme, but ethically I can see certain comparisons that can be made between the birth of Christ and the adventures of Anakin Skywalker.
Consider the evidence:
'Immaculate' conception from humble beginnings (and from virgin mother)
A child - destined for greatness.
Possessing of incredible power.
The eventual triumph of good over Evil.
…with assorted people having ‘bad feelings about this’…
So the similarities are there…albeit in a more exciting way, with lots of ‘peeeeyyow’ laser noises, kicking off with lightsabres…and explosions.
Not to mention the final year...with Princess Leia in a gold bikini – to be played by the young substitue teacher…if she’s a woman…and attractive.
I for one then wouldn’t have to be dragged kicking and screaming to the bloody school every year if this was what I was going to see.
I wish someone had thought of this years ago...I would've made a kickass Han Solo.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:11,
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*BRRRZEEEOW*Clicked for the opening paragraph alone.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18,
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Or TerminatorChild has the initials JC, need I say more...
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Oh gods no...How many parents would rather tear out their own entrails than watch Jar Jar bloody Binks shamble around the stage in the guise of a six yearold.
"Meesa ruinin' da stoory massa annie!!"
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:06,
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Oooh good point well made...All teachers will be allowed a 2% artistic licence per film where they can detract from the pre-allocated storyline.
and 2% X 6, if used all together, should be enough to completely irradicate the annoying cuntfish from our school stages.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:14,
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This is a fucking brilliant ideaI'd like to be the Millenium Falcon -
I've always wanted Han Solo and Chewbacca inside me at the same time.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:04,
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Excellent!!Although I'm not sure how the "Brother kissing sister" bits would go down.
I can see the kid playing Darth Vader now, talking into a pint glass...
Maybe if it was based on the Robot Chicken version it would be better...
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