OK
I have to admit the posts about fucking my long lost sister and the one where Stephen Hawkings beat me up and had a foursome with Britney Spears were, how can I put this, caffine-induced literary wankathons.

But, lets face it, if the question's piss poor you have to take the piss a bit.

Its either that or turn my attention to doing some fucking work! Fuck that! I'd rather give Bernard Manning a rimjob than do that - and he's been dead for a year or so now.

Something generic would be great.

Or dragons.

Gotta love the dragons.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:07, 1 reply)

'Caffeine' eh...?

*raises eyebrow*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:09, closed)

That's
what the nice Brazillian fella who sold it to me under the canal bridge in Camden said it was - did wonder why it was in white powder form and cost me fifty quid for a tiny bag.

And, Mr Pooflake, Sir - hows this week been for you?
( SpankyHanky, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:12, closed)

Up and down like a bride's nightie mate...

Better than I expected, but tbh, my hopes weren't high.

I was pleasently surprised by a few posts and some ingenious efforts - and of course, your regular 'entries' make every QotW a delight.

(I truly think that even if the 'String' suggestion was picked, you'd still find a way to post 150 funny replies on the subject)

I haven't been able to be on B3ta as much as I'd like of late - but every crossable bodypart is crossed in hope for the next QotW.

I look like a twisted Vileda supermop.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21, closed)