Near Death Experiences
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Before I was even born
I had my umbilical cord round my neck and was getting choaked.
Cue a 20 minute abulance journey with me half out to another hospital.
God tried to get rid of me before I even left the womb
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 15:08, Reply)
I had my umbilical cord round my neck and was getting choaked.
Cue a 20 minute abulance journey with me half out to another hospital.
God tried to get rid of me before I even left the womb
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 15:08, Reply)
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