I nearly fell off a cliff,
was jumping over a fence to get to the grassy bit on the edge we used to sit on; only, being the spacker I am, I forgot to "pull my legs up", and basically ran into the fence, flipped over it, and nearly rolled off the edge :(

I shall post other stories when I remember them; most involve buses (I've been hit by one, cycled into one, and fell out of one), oh and the time I electrocuted myself on the back of our old telly - my arm wasn't quite "right" for a while.

I've been hit in the face full pelt with a cricket-ball, knocked me over and knocked my front teeth out (baby teeth, I have new ones now ^.^), been strangled to the point of things going reddy/black/small

Most my nearly-dying experiences involve my bike though, as only the front-wheel brakes work. And if I push them too hard I go over the handlebars, so I have to anticipate things - only, I'm shit at that. Today I nearly got hit by a van, and a bus pulled out on me, and I nearly fell into a bush at some traffic lights - but I probably wouldn't have died on the last one.
( stevierar, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 16:11, Reply)